Ah, l'amour

It's not always like this... I hope. Pretty funny anway.

Safe for work pr0n

This is awesome!

Could it be?

Let's not jump to conclusions, but the string of bad luck might actually have an end. :)

Lizzy the lezzy

Mmkay, this might be entertaining for a while...



Damn it, now the theme song will be stuck in my head forever! For the rest of the episodes check this out. Who knew lesbians could be so much fun to listen?

The ashtray

I'm a damn ashtray. My sole purpose of existence is to gather burned up cigarettes and keep them inside me until the retard can't stand the nicotine stench anymore and empties me.

I'm a damn ashtray. I'm also a witness. I gather information about everything that happens around me. Today (tonight) he came "drunk as a mofugga" again. He sounds a bit angry. Something must have happened, or maybe he just realized how fucked up his life really is. How the hell am I to keep pretending I'm only here to put out his cigarettes? When is this crap going to end?

I wish he'd just find her already. I'm just a damn ashtray.

Two love songs

For all the lovebirds out there :)

Kleine-Levin syndrome

Yup, apparently I'm one of the 500 or so "lucky" bastards in the world who suffer from a rare syndrome called Kleine-Levin (or KLS). Yup, I also know that quoting Wikipedia is not exactly the best proof in the world but I assure you I sometimes have ALL the symptoms:

- I can sleep for hours and hours and you can blow horns or even play this at full volume and I won't get up;

- sometimes I want to eat whole trucks filled with crispy strips (today is one of those days);

- they say that the average number of erections per day for a man is 11.07. On some days I can beat that number many, MANY times. :)

Should I search for a cure or is this one of those what-doesn't-kill-you-makes-you-stronger diseases?