Ah, l'amour

It's not always like this... I hope. Pretty funny anway.

Safe for work pr0n

This is awesome!

Could it be?

Let's not jump to conclusions, but the string of bad luck might actually have an end. :)

Lizzy the lezzy

Mmkay, this might be entertaining for a while...



Damn it, now the theme song will be stuck in my head forever! For the rest of the episodes check this out. Who knew lesbians could be so much fun to listen?

The ashtray

I'm a damn ashtray. My sole purpose of existence is to gather burned up cigarettes and keep them inside me until the retard can't stand the nicotine stench anymore and empties me.

I'm a damn ashtray. I'm also a witness. I gather information about everything that happens around me. Today (tonight) he came "drunk as a mofugga" again. He sounds a bit angry. Something must have happened, or maybe he just realized how fucked up his life really is. How the hell am I to keep pretending I'm only here to put out his cigarettes? When is this crap going to end?

I wish he'd just find her already. I'm just a damn ashtray.